In Darkness, There Might Be Some Laughs...
A vampire, a werewolf, and an alien walk into bar. The vampire ordered a bloody Mary. The werewolf said he'd have a bit of the hair of the dog that bit the vampire. The alien declined a drink; he just needed to borrow the phone to phone home.
That joke is so bad, you know a human wrote it!
Or I could go with t the old tried and true:
So you know what the vampire, the alien, and the werewolf said when they walked walk into the bar?
Ouch.
Maybe I should stop there and just suggest you buy the book. It's much more entertaining.
In Darkness
Print ISBN 9798988625148 $17.95
eBook ISBN 9798988625155 $8.99
Romance/Paranormal, Fantasy / Paranormal, Fantasy / Romance, Romance-Science Fiction
Souls shrouded in darkness…
A wary vampire relying on the assistance of a young woman to guide his clan to an ancient fortress. A talking shark with no knowledge of his earlier life who befriends a girl with issues of her own. A werewolf trapped by his secret smitten with a young woman battling trust issues of her own. And an alien devoid of all emotions pledged to a Terran woman determined to keep her own feelings intact.
These souls must discover the power of love if they hope to escape the darkness surrounding them…
Find In Darkness here: Amazon / iTunes / Barnes & Noble / Kobo / Gardners / Goodreads
Print ISBN 9798988625148 $17.95
eBook ISBN 9798988625155 $8.99
Romance/Paranormal, Fantasy / Paranormal, Fantasy / Romance, Romance-Science Fiction
Souls shrouded in darkness…
A wary vampire relying on the assistance of a young woman to guide his clan to an ancient fortress. A talking shark with no knowledge of his earlier life who befriends a girl with issues of her own. A werewolf trapped by his secret smitten with a young woman battling trust issues of her own. And an alien devoid of all emotions pledged to a Terran woman determined to keep her own feelings intact.
These souls must discover the power of love if they hope to escape the darkness surrounding them…
Find In Darkness here: Amazon / iTunes / Barnes & Noble / Kobo / Gardners / Goodreads
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Interesting mix of characters.
ReplyDelete(I liked the jokes.)
LOL - Funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Elizabeth.
I love your jokes! lol
ReplyDeleteGood joke and big congratulations to Diane!
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, I love that first joke of yours, that is great!
ReplyDeleteYay for the E.T. reference! Congratulations, Diane!
ReplyDeleteI think the jokes were pretty effective, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAnd congratulations to Diane!
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