Can I Get a Thor Hook-Up?

12:00 AM Elizabeth Seckman 62 Comments

I'm still floating around the web peddling my newest release, Fate Intended, and today I am visiting a couple of fabulous ladies...

Linda King wanted a surprise, so I sent her strippers!

At Vanessa Eccles for an interview...sorry no strippers!

Stop on by and say hi...maybe tell Linda we've missed her.

Now, onto Crystal's book (and a sexy Thor)!


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In the English society of 1768 where women are bred to marry, unattractive Alexia, just sixteen, believes she will end up alone. But on the county doorstep of a neighbor’s estate, she meets a man straight out of her nightmares, one whose blue eyes threaten to consume her whole world—especially when she discovers him standing over her murdered host in the middle of the night.

Her nightmares become reality: a dead baron, red-eyed wraiths, and forbidden love with a man hunted by these creatures. After an attack close to home, Alexia realizes she cannot keep one foot in her old life and one in this new world. To protect her family she must either be sold into a loveless marriage, or escape with her beloved and risk becoming one of the Soulless.

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So here's the question: If you lived in a society where arranged marriages were a la mode, whom would you beg your parents to set you up with? Why? 


Now, I am happily married. BUT if my sweetie is ever a really bad boy, and I have to kick him to the curb, I'll beg suggest my mother hook me up with the Chris Hemsworth version of Thor. 

Why? Because that man knows how to wield a hammer and what woman wouldn't want an action figure ;)


Look...he's bringing me flowers.


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62 comments:

  1. The photo isn't showing up. I want to see this Thor guy!

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Thank you Janie!! I saw this in my email feed and ran here to rectify the Thorless problem.

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  2. Wow you made my post seem outlandishly long Liz. Thor is a great choice and I will check out your guest posts.

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    1. Sheena-kay, I got in last night at eleven and had to get this done before I headed off to bed. I didn't have time or brain cells to come up with something longer.

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  3. Chris Hemsworth actually IS a God lol! Good choice!

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    1. I have to agree with you. He was a REALLY good choice!

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  4. I don't a photo...my mind makes magic with his image :)

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    1. see? I was stuck in such a daydream of him I forgot the word "need".... agh

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  5. Do you know, I really must get round to seeing this Thor film ...

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    1. Oh yes, you must!! First one is the best, but the second is good too.

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  6. Hmmm.. the problem with a real Thor would be that you'd need really, really wide doors. He's so powerful and short tempered (according to Nordic Lore) that he'd smash the frames if he didn't fit through. I really think his wife had quite a lot to do to keep her husband out of problems. Maybe better leave it to a goddess to tame him. ;-)

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    1. That's why I want the Chris Hemsworth version. I've seen enough movies where you wish for something and it comes back to bite you, so I was sure to go very specific. The one of legend most certainly should be left to the goddesses.

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  7. Just you wait until the reveal of me in the Cocounut Bra and Grass Skirt... then everyone will scream and say, "no thor, no thor... put your clothes back on.... :)

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    1. Just be sure to carry the hammer, it will pull the outfit together. LOL

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  8. Your blog post title is hilarious. Yes, Thor is easy on the eye and does well with tools.

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    1. Why thank you! It And yes, that Thor is very easy on the eyes!

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  9. This cracked me up - "what woman wouldn't want an action figure." :)

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  10. THOR! Who doesn't want to hang out with that hottie? *removing crown and placing it on Elizabeth* You win. ;)

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  11. But what if you action figure turns out to run on batteries, could get costly lol

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    1. That's what they make rechargeables for Pat. He's still worth it.

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  12. An action figure - funny!
    Strippers you say?

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    1. Yep strippers. Linda said surprise me. She asked for it.

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  13. I'd pick my wife, because if I didn't, she'd somehow find me and kill me anyway. And isn't that the definition of true love?

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  14. I don't think any woman could resist that hammer. And that hair. ;)

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    1. And the hair and the hammer go well with the cape. It's a total look.

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  15. He's... growing on me... His kind of looks aren't really my thing... *gasp* I KNOW... I'm more of the nerdy type with glasses...

    (And go Moonless!) :)

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    1. Glad you don't want him. Less competition for me ;)

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  16. Thor must be one of the ultimate husbands. It's probably an awesome feeling to be married to a god, as long as he doesn't fool around like Zeus.

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    1. Yeah, how do you punish a god for being a pig?

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  17. Awesome!! Yeah, I can see how Thor would be a great catch! Love the flowers...

    http://swordsandstilettos.blogspot.com/

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  18. Oh, my. Yes, YEs. YES!

    Love,
    Janie Junebug

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  19. Ha! Yes, Chris is the hottest of the Hemsworth brothers.

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    1. Why I didn't even know there were more! I must check that out.
      Thanks for stopping by!

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  20. HA! If I had to pick a superhero it would be Powergirl.

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    1. Powergirls are cute. Just be sure to check their ID and make sure they are over 18. LOL

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  21. Now why didn't I think of Chris? Hubs even has a Thor costume . . . for Halloween only, of course ;-)

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    1. My husband has a Superman costume...for Halloween too, of course!

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  22. LOL... You and Melissa Bradley may be duking it out for his attention... LOL.

    Good luck on you book tour Elizabeth!

    Congrats to Crystal!

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    1. Well Melissa will just have to back off...or bribe me. I'm easily swayed by cash and chocolate.

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  23. Oh yeah! Gotta love a man with a big hammer! ;)

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  24. This is just too difficult to decide. Christine has the idea. I'd choose a guy who could do carpentry, plumbing and electrical. Oh wait. I did. Why kick a winner to the curb? BTY he's handsome.

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    1. I have a keeper too and he knows I'd never kick him to the curb unless he went to the dark side and couldn't be brought back.

      But I can't help but mention...you did pick a man who is good with a hammer. That's so important!

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  25. Yeah, I could be married to Thor forever. What a hunk, especially the Chris Hemsworth version :)

    ......dhole

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    1. That Chris Hemsworth was a an action hero find!

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  26. I would take Chris any way I could get him!
    Great choice!
    Heather

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    1. I hear he's showing a lot of that buff body in Rush. I made the mistake of telling my husband, so it's banned from the house. Sigh.

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  27. I don't think I'd say no to either of the Hemsworth boys. ;)

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    1. This week was the first I knew there were multiple Hemsworth's...I am seriously out of the Hollywood loop.

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  28. Good choice. Action figures are usually all the rage. :)

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    1. They do seem to be at the height of cool right now.

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  29. I do believe Thor would not disappoint. :) Hubba hubba.

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  30. Totally awesome choice! My friend and I always go to see the Thor movies and look very much forward to the shirtless scenes. ha.

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    1. Now I have been told that in the movie Rush he is fully naked. Now I can't verify this because the hubs has banned the movie from our home.

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