IWSG admins, you forgot, "What fictional character would I like to have dinner with..." 

As we all know, I play by my own rules. I don't read much fantasy, so I am defaulting to my favorite fictional story and my favorite fictional character. And since it's my blog, my rules and I do what I want, I would have dinner with Mammy from Gone with the Wind. We could talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear and dish on what a little bitch Scarlet can be. We would also be able to have a real heart to heart about whether or not we think Rhett will ever forgive Scarlett for being such a cold, nasty little number. If there's no hope of a reconciliation, Mammy and I could probably find a nice, sweet girl to fix him up with. 

Anything else just ain't fittin'. 

BTW, Hattie McDaniels, who played Mammy in the film version, won an Oscar for her performance but because of segregation didn't get to attend the Academy Awards to accept the honor.