No Condom, No CribI could lie and say I was watching C-Span and the cat walked across the remote thus forcing me to watch 16 and Pregnant on MTV.
But the truth is, my neurotic cat is hanging out in the neighbor's tree refusing to come home. The uglier truth is...I turned it on myself. Intentionally. Even scrolled through the guide to find it.photo credit: Cuna esperando via photopin (license)
Go ahead, make fun of me. My kids do.
Anyhow, during most of the show, the baby momma was trying to get the baby daddy to pick up a crib. A free one. He wasn't asked to go work in a rock mine and earn enough money to buy one, he was simply asked to pick up a free one.
But nooo...instead, he hung out all day with his friend. Oh, and he whined...
Poor me. I'm gonna be a daddy in a few months. I should get to play and enjoy myself, not slave over a steering wheel and lug home a donated sleeping spot for my offspring.
I was like, seriously dude...how lazy and irresponsible are you?!
Well, evidently lazy and irresponsible enough to have neglected to get a condom in the first place.
So, that's the take home message for the day...
Ladies, if he doesn't have the forethought, the cash, or the inclination to show up with a condom- chances are good you'll be picking up your own crib.
*Can you tell edits are done and I'm unwinding?
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