Why I Love West Virginia...

11:01 AM Elizabeth Seckman 22 Comments

There is no place like home. 

Go ahead, make fun of hillbillies.

Call us in-bred. Call us redneck.

Make fun of our trailer parks and our edumacation.

That's all okay.

We're mountain strong! Hardy, loyal, and resourceful.

And when the Zombie apocalypse comes?

We evidently have a response team ready.


What's your plan?


22 comments:

  1. That made me laugh.

    And there's nothing wrong with hillbillies and rednecks... I may even be from a whole family of them.

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    1. I don't mind teasing...as long as it makes me laugh. You have to be funny, or it's offensive. :)

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    1. Isn't that cool? I want one too. And I found the car in North Carolina! What a coincidence!

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  3. Oh my husband has it all planned out! He's zombie crazy. :)

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    1. Mine is like, heck with the guns...stock pile the machetes. Is it frightening that they have a plan?

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  4. Don't laugh about zombie readiness. There's a parasite that right now only affects bees (I think) but they're being called 'zom bees' because they slow down, slowly starve to death and barely fly yet are attracted to light and slowly fly towards it when they see it. Like zombies follow sound. True story and that parasite is in the U.S... so don't make fun of zombie readiness. I mean if that thing ever gets to affecting people... Just saying.

    The weird things you hear on cable news. Anyway be a proud West Virginian Liz.

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    1. That's just freaky! You know, they say reality is often crazier than fiction and I think it's true!

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  5. Aloha,

    I'll have whatever the zombies are drinking..

    West Virginia, huh, .... I've heard of that place... y'all got some awesome surfin' waves there, right, man?

    Place where a dusty torso could go and rest its head... *if* it had a head...

    (sounds of Shakespeare...)

    Alas, it has no head... so there be no way to get ahead... if you know what I mean...

    Alas, in the wild surf of West VA...

    Alas, dear Prendergast, alas, alas...

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    1. You prose is perfection, but alas, your geography is off. West Virginia, much to my dismay, has no seashores, no surfers, no sandy fun. :(

      We broke from our sister Virginia during a little fray called the Civil War...and she got to keep the coast, we got the mountains.

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  6. My plan, in case of zombie invasion, is to hop on a flight to West Virginia!

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    1. You can stay with me. With five active hunters in my house, they are well stocked and shoot like snipers.

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  7. That's funny. I'm constantly curious where this whole zombie craze came from though. Seems like it's been on the rise in the last few years. Weird. West Virginia is gorgeous by the way.

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    1. It is beautiful...as is Pennsylvania. I live along the Ohio River and it really is gorgeous, especially in the fall!

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  8. I want that for my husband! He, too, has it all planned out.

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    1. It's good to be ready for all tragedies, even the kind that seem very unlikely!

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  9. I don't have a plan. I must make one or go to WV when the time comes.

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    1. You're welcome to stay with me. I have a small house, but that will just make it easier to fortify.

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  10. Now that was hilarious! You can never be too prepared!

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    1. After watching a whole lot of "Walking Dead"...I'm thinking mote, guard dogs, and machetes. That's my plan!

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