Sister Give Away!!!

10:23 AM Elizabeth Seckman 24 Comments

It's my sister's birthday!

The sister who always complains that I have never had a blog post about her.

And I'm still contemplating my 100 follower give away...

Soooooo...

For the lucky follower...I'm giving away my sister!

She's a mid lifer with easy, garage kept miles. She's artistic and creative and cleans a mean house...though her cooking may very well kill you.

If you're a single man...she is widowed and possibly, may very well consider someone who likes pina colladas, getting caught in the rain....oh crap...I'm confusing her with that lousy song she plays from her moldy oldies station.

* For the record...this is a JOKE. I don't need to add get arrested for pimping to my busy 'to do' list.

It's just a sweet, cheap way for me to say Happy Birthday...and this is what you get when you give your passive aggressive little sister grief!

Happy Birthday Cathy!!!!

24 comments:

  1. HA! The funny thing is, when I read your title, I thought, "Wow, she's giving away her sister? That's interesting." :)

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    1. LOL...I see it all the time on little kid's tees...why not do it as adults?

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  2. How cute! Happy birthday to your sister and congrats on making the 100 follower mark! That's quite a milestone :-)

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    1. Thanks Ashley...your follow helped and I thank you! :)

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  3. LOL! Happy Birthday to your sister! She sounds awesome, I'm sure you'll get lots of takers ;)

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    1. She is an awesome sister. A thoughtful, funny lady. And that's a good thing...she has to put up with me!

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    1. Thanks Dot...and a super big thanks and welcome for the follow. :D

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  5. Happy Birthday to your sister!

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  6. I hope your sister has a great birthday. I tried to give my sister away when she was born - I was 4. I was not impressed!

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    1. My other sister (not the birthday girl) packed a toddler me into a box and set me on the curb...she was going to give me away to the trash man!

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  7. LOL! I didn't even know giving away family over the internet was an option. I have a sassy 7 year old...any takers? Happy Birthday Cathy!

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    1. I'd be a taker! My kids are growing up so fast I'm having pre-empty nest syndrome!

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  8. now how am I supposed to top that? I am simply a lowly middle school teacher - not a professional writer. Way to go! Well, I guess I could offer to cook her dinner at the beach!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, big sister.

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    1. You're going to cook? Oh crap. The apocalypse is upon us!
      LOL...love you too, not the birthday sister.

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  9. Happy Birthday Liz's sis!! Funny post! Oh and just to let you know the prologue for one of WIPs will be reviewed at Falling For Fiction blog on May 31. So excited.

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  10. Finally, I have arrived. Good job Grit! I guess giving me away is better than auctioning me off on Ebay. The shipping would be a killer. I have the best siblings anyone could ask for. I wouldn't be me without you guys. Love you.

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    1. Love you too. Hope you had a great birthday! :D

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  11. OMGosh... I peed myself when I read Cathy was a blog give away... that is the FUNNIEST thing evah :)

    Sorry, Cathy... you obviously have a twisted sister :)

    Thanks for the laughs - both of you, and hey Elizabeth, tell Cathy she is *more* than welcome to guest post a response on my blog :)~

    PS... Happy belated Birthday, Cathy :)

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    1. Oh Mark, don't get her started...seriously...she is way more rotten and talented than me and she'll steal my thunder!
      (but I will pass the message along!)

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